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Satirical Essay Topics: New Ideas For You


Satire is a fantastic form of humor. It’s been done brilliantly down through the ages from Voltaire to Swift, but now it’s up to you to shine your light. But maybe you’ve been struggling. Maybe you can’t come up with a good idea or don’t know where to start. Fear now, we have you covered. Why not do an essay on one of these?

  • Demographics: Who Needs Old People Anyway?
  • Climate Change: Let’s Make Cars Out of Trees
  • Obesity: Send the Fat to Famine Countries
  • Government: Start Your Own!
  • Sexuality: Sure Aren’t We All Bisexual?
  • Demographics: Who Needs Old People Anyway?
  • Why not tackle the “age-old” problem of what to do with the weaker members of our society? How about a satirical essay that suggests we get rid of the old-age pension and instead send all our elderly to an early grave with mass-euthanasia clinics. Hey, we’ll save a fortune on medical bills and you won’t have to worry about leaving grandma at the nursing home anymore. Win-win.

  • Climate Change: Let’s Make Cars Out of Hemp
  • With all this talk of changing weather patterns and how we contribute to the problem, let’s give the people a real solution. Hemp-Cars! Hemp is light, durable and, best of all, carbon positive! Ok, so you might not be able to “drive” the car, but so what? Who cares about getting to work when you’re saving the planet, right?

  • Obesity: Send the Fat to Famine Countries
  • There are now more people overweight than there are underweight. More and more of us are turning to fad diets and liposuction. But what do we do with all that spare fat lying around? There’s really only so much soap we can use as a society. How about we send the fat to famine stricken countries? Surely they need it the most right? Let them feast on our fat. They’ll thank us for it.

  • Sexuality: Sure Aren’t We All Bisexual?
  • All this talk of who’s gay and what’s transgender and why do they all want to get married. But we’re missing the point. According to the Kinsey Scale we’re all bisexual! So why not write your essay on how one giant orgy would fix the world’s problem. Man, woman and beast alike, let’s all get in the act. A little love never hurt anybody. 



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